Performative Wizards

This is a demo of Performative Wizards. Full version will include 8 playable wizards, 240 playable cards, 60 relics and more.

The hardest enemy in this deckbuilder doesn't attack you. She reviews you.

You're a wizard whose power is the fit. Bank Aura mid-fight, light the tiers (6+: damage · 12+: draw · 18+: pierce · 24+: the spotlight), then cash it ALL out on one filthy finisher — while The Critic grades how boldly you played.

• A rival who reviews you. Every fight gets a live letter grade. Serve an S and a VIP room opens ahead; flop a C and she sends a heckler into your next fight. Her taste drifts — repeat your winning trick and it stops paying. You can even bribe her with a matcha. Or roast her latte order. Your funeral.
• All your power is the outfit. Three wizards with real identities: Vesper burns the room down, Morticia raises a crowd of ghouls and sics them on command, Chadwick crits so hard the Energy comes back — and can now Ghost entire turns (dodge hits = your Rizz). 25 fits that reshape your build, 30 cards per wizard, 30 relics from Common to Legendary, 11 events, two archetypes per wizard.
• Three floors, each with its own cast. Act 1: your hexed neighborhood (an Angry Toaster, a Possessed Wardrobe). Act 2: the venue turns on you — cursed mirrors, a strobing disco ball, and The Bouncer checking your fit at the door. Act 3: the Feed — NPC Streamers, Reply Guys, The IRS (it garnishes 25% of your gold and FLEES — kill it first for the refund), and a finale against The Algorithm or The Talent Agent, who books weaker versions of every other boss.
• 3 acts + ascension, 30–45 min runs. Quit-safe: runs checkpoint at the map, meta unlocks (Clout, wardrobe, cards) always persist — and every wizard earns their OWN card pool by being played, so each one is a fresh progression ladder.
• EN / Deutsch / Español — auto-detected. Every pixel and bleep generated by code.